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Recent Movie Reviews

Mario VS. Sonic  (VGDC) Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The best movie i've seen yet about video game people. quite amazing, especially the Matrix-esque scenes! My mum can't eat cheese.

Recent Game Reviews

Slipknot Unmasked ! Slipknot Unmasked !

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

this sucks

i actually LIKE slipknot, and this thing sucks. graphics suck, the sound is another annoying loop, and there's not a drop of blood or anything funny at all. Oh, and i don't care what a 14 yr. old boy named justina says, it's the people who say "people who like *insert whatever* are gay" that are truly sad and should be killed off, hopefully interactively. My mum can't eat cheese.

Incriminati Incriminati

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

dubious...most non-heinous

i love games based on reality! (heh) anyways, great game for everyone to try. Also, my mum can't eat cheese.

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Dealer Dealer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this game!

Porksoda, damn fine job. I love DopeWars (*sniff*) and this is the best fuckin' version i've ever seen! My only beef is that after you pay the shark off, you still have a limited time to do this stuff. Maybe make it last as long as you wanna play it, and add a save-game feature, then let us download it (like we use to be able to do with cool games).